Ek kanjoos apane bete ko pit raha tha

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1. teechar: – “khushee ka thikaana na raha”is muhaavare ka kya matalab hai…???
pappoo: – khushee ghar vaalon se chhipakar, rojaana apane boyaphrend se milane jaatee thee ek din usake paapa ne boyaphrend ke saath dekh liya aur khushee ko ghar se nikaal diya ab bechaaree “khushee ka thikaana na raha

ek kanjoos apane bete ko pit raha tha..!!! padosee : kyon pit rahe ho bachche ko…?? baniya : mainne isako kaha ki 1-1 seedhee chhodakar chadh, chappal kam ghisegee…!!! naalaayak 2-2 seedhee chhodakar chadha, paajaama phaad liya. ladakee : yaar kal to main pareshaan ho gayee boyaphrend : vo kaise…? ladakee : yaar bas stop par ek ghante tak bas hee nahin aayee phir mainne bmw khareedee…!! boyaphrend : vao tumane bmw khareed lee kya ? ladakee : aur kya bmw yaani bisaleree miniral vaatar are bahut tej pyaas jo lagee thee

ladake vaale ladakee dekhane aaye…. ladake vaale – aapakee ladakee ka kya naam hai ladakee vaale – hamaaree pyaaree, sabakee pyaaree, raamapyaaree ladakee vaale – aapake ladake ka kya naam hai ladake vaale – hamaara goo, sabaka goo, 

ladakee naale ke kinaare baithee thee ladaka: – kya kar rahee hai yahaan gandagee mein…? ladakee: – main naale mein koodakar aatmahatya karoongee ladaka: – la to mobail mujhe de de ladakee: – nahin main koodate taim selphee loongee ladaka ab tak behosh hai nepaalee ladakee lipastik laga ke, ye shaam singh ka mobail kahaan se milega…??? dukaanadaar: – pata nahin maidam ladakee: – are teevee par to tumhaaree dukaan pe hee dekha tha dukaanadaar: – maidam vo samsung hai shaam singh nahin ladakee: – haan vahee …

teknolojee ke tamaashe: – ek patnee subah-subah bistar se seedhe uthakar mekap kar rahee thee. tabhee pati kee bhee aankh khul gayee. pati: – pagala gayee ho Kya

subah subah mekap…!!! patnee: – chupachaap lete raho, mujhe apana phon kholana hai, usamen chehara pahachaan kar khulane vaala lok laga diya tha, aur ab vah mujhe pahachaan nahee raha hai…!!!