Kon banega karodapati me gyi sonaxi sinha

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1. kaun banega karodapati
amitaabh: shree raam van kyon gae the ? sonaakshee: diskavaree chainal ke man vs wild kee shooting ke lie. amitaabh: mohatarama aapako paiso kee nahin dimaag kee jaroorat hain. sonaakshee sinha ne santa ka daravaaja khatakhataaya aur bolee.. kya aapake toothapest mein namak hai? santa- chal bhaag motee… phir kal poochhegee kya aapake shaimpoo mein chaatamasaala hai!! dukaanadaar: maidam kyon pareshaan ho! ladakee: mere mobail mein netavark nahin aa raha hai dekhana! dukaanadaar: maidam yah to kharaab mausam kee vajah se hai! ladakee: yah lo ₹500 naya mausam daal do na. dukaanadaar behosh ka paagal aaeene mein khud ko dekh kar sochane laga.. yaar isako kaheen dekha hoon.. kaaphee der tenshan mein sochate-sochate.. dhatt teree kee ye to vahee hai jo us din mere saath.. baal katava raha tha. sarakaaree ophis ke karmachaaree itanee slo taiping karate hain ki kaee baar to batan bhee chilla deta hai.. main yahaan hoon saale, pahalee lain mein daba mere ko! jis umr mein aaj kal bachchon ke dil me ghantee baj rahee hai… us umr mein ham… logon ke gharon kee ghantee baja kar bhaag jaaya karate the. pati: is maheene mein tumhen aur ek paisa bhee nahin doonga! patnee: aap bas mujhe ₹500 udhaar de deejie main aap kee tanakhva milane par aapako vaapas kar doongee. bholepan kee had patnee: main kab se poochh rahee hoon ki, aapake jeevan kee sabase badee samasya kya hai? “bas mujhe hee dekhe ja rahe ho.. kuchh bataate kyon nahee..” beevee: pyaar karate ho mujhe? pati: shaahajahaan jaise! beevee: mere baad taajamahal banaoge? pati: plaat le chooka hoon pagalee, der to too kar rahee hai jab se kutton ko pata chala hai ki ab 14 nahin keval 1 hee suee lagatee hai saale kaatate kam hai, daudaate jyaada hain! kal kya hoga kisee ko nahin pata! isalie apanee chait aur maisej dileet karake soen… kaheen baad mein log bolen: “aise lagate to nahee the”