Mujhe do trhe ki ladkiya bilkul pasend nhi

1. ek satsang ke dauraan :

sant pravachan karate hue jo is janm mein nar hai vo agale janm mein bhee nar hee hoga aur jo is janm mein naaree hai vo agale janm mein bhee naaree hogee , itane mein ek budhiya uth kar jaane lagee …. sant : kahaan ja rahee ho aise uth kar ? 🤔🤔🤔 budhiya : jab agale janm mein bhee rotiyaan hee banaanee hai to satsang sun kar kya phaayada 😂😂😂😆😆

ainglish : hai is so talaintaid hindi : bahut haraamee cheez hai ye 😃😃 ghar kee ijjat betiyon ke haath mein hotee hai aur propartee ke kaagaz naalaayakon ke haath mein 😂😆 

hamaare bhaarat mein log gifts milane par thanks nahin kahate balki kahate hai : hee hee hee hee isakee kya zaroorat thee 😂😂 bahoo apane sasur se : baaboo jee ilaichee khatm ho gayee hai, aap aate hue le aaenge sasur : beta ilaichee tumhaaree saas ka naam hai aur hamaare ghar mein badon ka naam nahin liya jaata bahoo : jee theek hai main aage se dhyaan rakhoongee…. agalee baar ….. bahoo : pita jee maan jee khatm ho gaee hai , bazaar se lete aana 😂😂😂😆😆😆 koee bataega philmon mein istemaal hone vaale takie (pillow) kahaan milate hain ? jisase ladate ladate hairo hairoinai usake parakhachche uda dete hai ? ek hamaare ghar ka takiya hai , aaj mammee ne phenkar maara to main do mint ke lie koma mein chala gaya tha 😂😂😂😆😆😆 mujhe do tarah kee ladakiyaan bilkul pasand nahin 1. mujhase baat na karane vaalee 😬😬😬😬 2. doosare ladakon se baat karane vaalee 😂😂😂😆😆 doktar – aapako kya bimaaree hai ? mareez – pahale aap vaada karo kee hansoge nahin doktar – ok…promisai… mareez ne apanee taange dikhaeen jo ganne jitanee patalee theen…. doktar ko yah dekh ke hansee aa gayee…😃😃 mareez – aapane na hansane ka vaada kiya tha doktar – achchha sorry… ab takaleeph batao mareez – doktar saahab, yah sooj gayee hai doktar – haahaahaaha… bhaag saale… too aaya hee hansaane ke lie hai… 😂😂😂😆😆😆