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Aaj ek ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya

Aaj ek ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya


1. do dost bahut arse baad ek-doosare se mile.
ek ne poochha- sunao aajakal kaisee kat rahee hai. khaak kat rahee hai, bekaar hoon, sarala bhee katee patang kee tarah idhar-udhar dolatee phiratee hai. lekin tum sunao? khoob maje se kat rahee hai. doosare ne kaha- aajakal main katee patangen lutata-phirata hoon. 2. pita :- tum meree betee se kab se pyaar karate ho? ladaka :- pichhale 7 maheenon se pita :- magar main kaise yakeen karoon? ladaka :- theek hai phir, 2 maheene aur ruk jao… 3. dost: mujhe apanee garlaphrend ko koee gipht dena hai, kya doon? pappoo: aisa kar gold ring de den. dost: koee badee cheej bata… pappoo: to phir gold ring jaane den, mrf ka taayar de den…



4. ek pulis vaale ke ghar choree ho rahee thee.
usakee beevee: utho jee, ghar mein choree ho rahee hai. pulis vaala neend mein : mujhe sone do yah meree dyootee ka samay nahin hai. 5.pappoo : nae saal mein mainne saaree galat aadaten chhod dee hain. Egarlaphrend : kaun-kaunasee aadat? pappoo: daaru aur sigaret! garlaphrend : aur mainne bhee tujhe blok kar diya hai. 6. goloo (maidam se)- mahilaon ko bachcha kaise hota hai? madam ne maasoomiyat se saamane aae is savaal ka javaab diya: tum bade ho jaoge aur shaadee ho jaegee to raat ko paree aaegee aur tumhaaree soee huee patnee ke god mein ek bachcha sula kar chalee jaegee. goloo- ello, to suhaagaraat ka sistam khatm ho gaya??? maidam gusse mein…. de thappad, de thappad…


7. ek dost doosare dost se- to phir tumane vaakee us ladakee se
shaadee karane ka phaisala kar hee liya. doosara dost(niraasha se)- haan yaar, kya karun majabooree hai. pahala dost(aashchary se)- kyon, majabooree kis baat kee hai? doosara dost- are yaar, vah itanee motee ho gaee hai ki manganee kee angoothee ab usake haath se utaratee hee nahin.
Aaj ek ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya Aaj ek ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya Reviewed by Hindi Jokes on 9:37 PM Rating: 5

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