Aaj ek ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya

1. do dost bahut arse baad ek-doosare se mile.

ek ne poochha- sunao aajakal kaisee kat rahee hai. khaak kat rahee hai, bekaar hoon, sarala bhee katee patang kee tarah idhar-udhar dolatee phiratee hai. lekin tum sunao? khoob maje se kat rahee hai. doosare ne kaha- aajakal main katee patangen lutata-phirata hoon. 2. pita :- tum meree betee se kab se pyaar karate ho? ladaka :- pichhale 7 maheenon se pita :- magar main kaise yakeen karoon? ladaka :- theek hai phir, 2 maheene aur ruk jao… 3. dost: mujhe apanee garlaphrend ko koee gipht dena hai, kya doon? pappoo: aisa kar gold ring de den. dost: koee badee cheej bata… pappoo: to phir gold ring jaane den, mrf ka taayar de den…

4. ek pulis vaale ke ghar choree ho rahee thee.

usakee beevee: utho jee, ghar mein choree ho rahee hai. pulis vaala neend mein : mujhe sone do yah meree dyootee ka samay nahin hai. 5.pappoo : nae saal mein mainne saaree galat aadaten chhod dee hain. Egarlaphrend : kaun-kaunasee aadat? pappoo: daaru aur sigaret! garlaphrend : aur mainne bhee tujhe blok kar diya hai. 6. goloo (maidam se)- mahilaon ko bachcha kaise hota hai? madam ne maasoomiyat se saamane aae is savaal ka javaab diya: tum bade ho jaoge aur shaadee ho jaegee to raat ko paree aaegee aur tumhaaree soee huee patnee ke god mein ek bachcha sula kar chalee jaegee. goloo- ello, to suhaagaraat ka sistam khatm ho gaya??? maidam gusse mein…. de thappad, de thappad…

7. ek dost doosare dost se- to phir tumane vaakee us ladakee se

shaadee karane ka phaisala kar hee liya. doosara dost(niraasha se)- haan yaar, kya karun majabooree hai. pahala dost(aashchary se)- kyon, majabooree kis baat kee hai? doosara dost- are yaar, vah itanee motee ho gaee hai ki manganee kee angoothee ab usake haath se utaratee hee nahin.