Gher mein maalik hote hue tumane choree kaise kee?

jaj – ghar mein maalik hote hue tumane choree kaise kee? chor ne badee maasoomiyat se javaab diya saahib aapakee naukaree bhee achchhee hai, sailaree bhee achchhee hai, phir aap ye sab seekh kar kya karoge? patnee maayake se phon karatee hai pati ko – apana dhyaan rakhana, suna hai bahut dengoo phail raha hai pati – mera saara khoon to too pee gaee, machchhar kya ‘rakt daan’ karane Aage.

pappoo naukaree ke lie saakshaatkaar dene gaya.. saakshaatkaar lene vaala – aap kitana bada khatara utha sakate hain… pappoo – sar, bhagavaan se agale janm mein bhee yahee patnee maangee hai, jo abhee hai. phir kya, javaab ke baad pappoo ko turant naukaree mil gaee… vivaahit mahilaon dvaara bola jaane vaala sabase bada jhooth… ‘inase poochhana padega’ aur… vivaahit purushon dvaara bola jaane vaala sabase bada jhooth… ‘usase kya poochhana’ 4 ladake baeek par baith kar ja rahe the| tabhee pulees vaale ne roka pulis vaala- tum sab logo ko nahin pata hai ki baeek par 3 logo se jyaada kee savaaree baithaana mana hai aur tum 4 baithe ho| baeek chalaane vaala peechhe dekhakar chaunka aur bola “are saalo 5vaan banda kahaan gaya” bas staind par ek ladakee khadee thee tabhee vahaan se ek ladaka motorchychlai par nikala …. thodee door jaakar vo vaapis laut aaya . aur ladakee se poochha : pahachaana ? ladakee : nahin ladaka : abhee to tere saamane nikala tha !!! mainne soory dev se puchha: prabhu abhee to aprail hai…! abhee se 44-45 digree…!:-: soory dev ne kaha: pagale…! abhee to paartee shuroo huee hai…!