संता ने बंता से कया कहा कि बंता बेहोस हो गया।

1. santa (naukar se) – zara dekh to baahar sooraj nikala ya nahin ? 

naukar – baahar to andhera hai ! 

santa – are to torch jalaakar dekh le kaamachor 😆😎😎😜 

2. santa: ham pati-patnee tamil seekhana chaahate hain! 

banta: vo kyon? 

santa: hamane ek tamil bachcha god liya hai!ham sochate hain jab vo bolane lage to usase pahale pahale ham tamil seekh len!😬😂 

3. santa) – doktar saahab 2 saal pahale mujhe bukhaar aaya tha . 

doktar- to ab kya ? 

santa – aapane nahaane ko mana kiya tha, aaj idhar se gujar raha tha to socha ki poochhata chaloo ..”ab naha loon kya” ??😆😎😎😜😜😜 

4. santa ka sar phat gaya…. 

doktar:- ye kaise hua? 

santa:-main eent se patthar tod raha tha. ek aadamee ne mujhase kaha, “kabhee khopadee ka istemaal bhee kar liya kar.”  😁😁😁😁

5. santa :-aaj phir mujhe aaliya bhatt ko kis karane ko dil kar raha hai . 

banta:-kya ??????tum aaliya ko pahale kis kar chuke ho? 

santa:- nahin, ek baar pahale bhee dil kiya tha ! 😀

6.ek neegro bas mein apane bachche ke saath ja raha tha…. 

kandaktar ne usaka bachch dekhakar kaha itana kaala bachcha mainne abhi tak nahin dekha😁😁😁

 neegro ko gussa aaya, lekin vo kuchh nahin bola aur seet par aakar muh phulaakar baith gaya. 

santa ne usase poochha: “kya hua bhaee saahab”? 

neegro ne santa se kaha: are yaar, us kandaktar ne beijjatee kar dee. . . . . 

santa : are maar saale ko jaakar . . . la ye chimpaanjee ka bachcha mujhe pakada de… saala kaatega to nahin…….. 😛😝😛😝